Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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