McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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