How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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