Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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