hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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