Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
