North Korea, Best Korea!
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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