where am i from again
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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