take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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