Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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