The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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