Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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