i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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