Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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