i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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