im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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