Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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