hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Randomize
