Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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