I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
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