Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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