Ambien. No doubt about it.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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