sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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