He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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