Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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