Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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