Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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