I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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