ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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