We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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