I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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