If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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