My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Found your dick twin last night
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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