Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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