I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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