hell yes lets make some ravioli
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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