Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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