Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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