I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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