I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
