So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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