Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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