I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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