thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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