he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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