How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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