Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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