was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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