yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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