All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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