I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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