do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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